I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
when you accidentally open your front camera
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
send me your best pick up line
(Source: onlinegf, via ruinedchildhood)
WHY DOES FLIRTING HAVE TO BE SO HARD